Thursday, October 05, 2006
A hymn with two verses and a chorus
Useless trivia about me: I drive in a manner that would give driver's ed teachers a fit. I don't mean irratically, I mean that I use my right foot for the gas and my left foot for the brake. I drive an automatic so I have two pedals; I have two feet so I don't see why I can't use them both. People have said that it's bad for the brakes to drive with a foot on the gas and a foot on the brake; I point out that if they look at my feet, only one foot and pedal is in use at any time. People have said that this confuses you when you have to drive a manual. Not really, I don't often drive manuals but when I do I have no problem clutching with the left and braking/accellerating with the right... my hemispheres work fine. I don't believe this method of driving is particularly unique, but no one who has noticed my pedal procedure has said they know anyone else who does it.
Cat poop smells so horrid.. beyond horrid. Throw those shoes away. There's no use trying to salvage them.
The ad is quite funny. It says the body firming product can be used any place, any time. I'm sure a woman whipping that out in a crowded elevator and using it for shoulder tightness might get a few stares. I noticed they made a point to say it is seven inches long. Very funny indeed!!!
Those shoes are okay now but it pretty much required wearing them around for a day. I'm not wearing them at the moment... this is being written from the City of Roses, and to my knowledge my car does not smell like kittycrap. The bedroom I'm staying in does though, but blame a real life tuxedo cat for that. :)
She'd get some serious stares if not only did she whip that theraputic vibrator out in the elevator, she hoisted it under her skirt to work on that tense inner thigh muscle. Or if she walked into a minimart, went up to the counter holding her massager up, and asked if they have any batteries. (Apu: "Thank you, please come again...")
I have a correction to make in the next entry to something I said above. Wait for it. Jeff M. is still a douchebag, I shoulda heard from him by yesterday. I waited for it. I have eaten hamburgers for every meal since yesterday afternoon... that's living!
that ad has obviously nothing to do with sex, although that thing in the girl's hand reminds me of something, I'm sure I must have seen something shaped like that before...